What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : I don't drink coffee also

He : Tea ?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

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P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me : Sure.

He : Then let's have some coffee

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Is there anything wrong with me because I'm still single?

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Me : No

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He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : Thank you.

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

My ex moved on so fast. How can I overcome the pain?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

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He : I'm 24.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Because it's month of August.

Democrat voters, why are you so naive, easy to manipulate, can't see a liar standing right in front of you and why won't you research your party? You will find they have a plan for all W. Nations and it's evil.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.